Back to the Basics of Rob Pattinson

Dear Rob,

You know what I miss? I miss the good ol’ days when I could post 3 sentences about how I hate your new hair cut and then take it back the very next day. Or when Moon would write a 3 paragraph post inviting you to her house for Christmas and when a video we find for Saturday Morning Delight hasn’t already been viewed 347,785 times. I miss the newness and simplicity of our love (and I miss how saying “our love” wouldn’t be totally 1st hand embarrassed because only Moon & 3 people read it as opposed to thousands of people and media outlets). I miss writing to your mom and to your ex girlfriend (Will you break up with your rumored current girlfriend so I can write to her?)

There’s all this pressure. And there’s no news. You’re hiding in a foreign country and as a result we have to be more creative. Not to mention we seem to spend more time making FUN of you lately than gushing over you. What happened? What did YOU do (because I know it’s not me)?

So you know what I say? I say eff it, I’m over long-winded posts where we make fun of you (for today) or put down that girl you’re supposedly with (for today) or where I write a manifesto of why or why not, how or how not or if or if not something or other is going on, will go on, should go on or needs to happen behind a dumpster. I’m OVER IT (for today).

I’m taking us back to the basics. Back to the days where I would look at a new picture and think of how nice it would be to see YOU vaccuming my floor. Back to when “Rob Porn” meant pictures of you organizing a bookshelf (I just had an orgasm- Rob & organize in the same sentence? Yes! Yes! SEVEN!) instead of a caption that says “Wanna ruin the organized books and get it on up against this bookshelf?” So today I bring you- traditional Rob “Porn for Women”

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What will Rob do next? Will he Vacuum? Iron? Or….. put away the LAUNDRY!? Find out after the jump

Sigh…. nothing like the good ol’ days…

Now get over here and disorganize my bookshelf,

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Do you miss a time when lovin’ Rob was so much less complicated? Sigh…

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I love you Moon. PS Aja- recognize the Sweatpants Porn? You sent that to us AGES ago! THANKS!

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